typette:

I would be extremely okay with it if they just went ahead and remade the Lion King as an animated movie but with humans

I dunno, inspired by the broadway or something. 

….Don’t think about the logistics. Just do.

also open in this in another tab please

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youputthetowelonthetable:

barryyouasshole:

What does a nosey pepper do?

It gets

jalapeño business

patrickandmarcus:

this is riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in an enigma

thelesbianguide:

Well done Casey’s…well done indeed

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theblairbitchprojectt:

armedtotheteethh:

yolympics:

changing from jeans to pajama pants

More like taking ur bra off when u get home

Omfg

hammy-star:

diggly:

 engineers 

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capitalvice:

ruffaloon:

omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died

#more dramatic than romeo and juliet

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