Basic Info:Whatchamacallit — When I don’t know something
This fuckery — a situation that is full of complete confusion and bull shit
Dao / Daw — I don’t know why, but when I slip into my Filipino accent, I wind up using this as a sentence ending…
Dis some bullshit — this should be obvious
It’s half past a monkey’s ass, quarter to his balls — whenever someone bugs me about the time
Foo’ — Short for “fool” ; used as a term of endearment
Channel 7 is talking about The Hunger Games
Mom: … is this another movie based off of a book?
Me: Yeah.
Mom: No wonder it sounds stupid.
Mom, you’ve always had the best responses :)
The Fray-(Over My Head)Cable car
The seventh gif in your folder is you receiving your Hogwarts acceptance letter:
LET’S GET DOWN TO SOME MOTHER FUCKING BUSINESS
The twelfth is your parents’ faces when you tell them:
“I wanted you to be a doctor, but fine…”
The second is your reaction to Platform 9 3/4:
AND WE SHALL RIDE!
The twentieth is you trying on the Sorting Hat:
LET ME BE IN HUFFLEPUFF, BITCH
The thirty-first is your best friend at Hogwarts:
…I must’ve fucked up a spell or something.
The fourth gif in your folder is you learning to fly:
I must not believe in flying, then.
The eighth gif in your folder is you at the Yule Ball:
…EPICNESS
The thirty-sixth is your boggart:
I don’t know if that’s menacing, but I’ll take Cas anyday.
The twenty-third is you visiting Hogsmeade for the first time:
Me and My Friend: …HOLY SHIT.
The thirtieth is you returning home for Christmas:
GUESS WHAT I CAN DO, BITCHES
The forty-first is you finding out about Voldemort’s return:
IDGAF
The eighteenth is your reaction to Umbridge’s appointment as Hogwarts High Inquisitor:
Just as long as my ass doesn’t get beat up…
The thirteenth gif in your folder is your reaction to Dumbledore’s death:
…I MUST’VE BEEN A DEATHEATER
The twenty-second is you finding out you failed one of your N.E.W.T.S:
Me and My Friend fail at life
The last gif in your folder is your reaction to defeating Lord Voldemort:
Before School: Organized a teacher’s desk
1st Period: Defined “pansexuality” and “genderblind” to freshman and was told that my “sexual orientation” is gay. *silent anger builds*
2nd Period: Slept ;
3rd Period: Worked on a mural ; told a gross vagina joke to my teacher
Lunch: Ate ; graded papers
4th Period: Annoying kid in the group won’t shut up and butts into conversations that he doesn’t even know the topic or anything
5th Period: Cried like a bitch
6th Period: Was cheered up by my teacher
Night School: ….
“Yes, master.”
“…never say that again.”
Before School: Planted flowers for a teacher
1st Period: Was called “emo” for my cuts.
2nd Period: Went to WalGreens. Contemplated cutting, but chose against it
3rd Period: Joked around with teacher or as a friend would say, “raise his ego”
Lunch: Ate food
4th Period: Laughed like hell
5th Period: Learned about the Great Depression
6th Period: Talked about how Batman pimps out Robin at night. “C’mon, Robin. We need to pay off the loans for the Batcave.” My teacher is hilarious
All in all, a pretty good day
Saturday:
> Went to the Presidio
> Went to Vallejo
> Prayed
> Slept
Sunday:
> Scared my cousin
> Ate a lot of milkfish
> Got a ride back home
> Spoke with a British accent for a majority of the car ride
> Got on the computer.
In short, a boring weekend.
Nothing much happened.
1st Period: The speaker who came to visit my class magically knew my name »
2nd Period: My teacher still refers to me as Julia after this whole year
3rd Period: Did portraits of tennis players for my 2nd period teacher
Lunch: Scanned things ; watched as one of my teachers climbed a ladder and was terrified for them
4th Period: Guy called me fat. Whatevs. At least I don’t have to pay to get a good looking face.
5th Period: Cried like a bitch.
6th Period: Watched ‘Of Mice and Men’ ; gave my friend a tissue because she cried when Lennie died
After school:
> Therapy
> Ate dinner
> Started up computer
Personality:
I’m loud
I’m obnoxious
I’m sarcastic
I’m cocky
I cry easily
I have a bad temper
For the most part, I don’t like people
I’m easy to get along with
I like to fight
I have more enemies than friends
I’ve smoked
I’ve smoked weed
I drink coffee
I clean my room daily
My Appearance:
I’m shorter than 5’5
I wear makeup
I wear a piece of jewlery at all times
I wear contacts
I wear glasses
I’ve had braces
I have braces
I change my hair color often
I straighten my hair often
My ears are pierced
I have small feet
Relationships:
I’m in a relationship now
I’m single
I’m crushin’
I’ve missed an ex before
I’m always scared of being hurt
An ex has physically abused me at least once
I’ve told someone I loved them when I didn’t
I’ve told someone I didn’t love them when I did
I’ve been in love more than two times
I believe in love at first sight
I believe lust is more important than love
Friendships:
I have a best friend
I have at least ten friends
I’ve gotten a phone call in the last 48 hours from a friend
I’ve beaten up a friend
I’ve been in a serious fight with a friend
I can trust at least five people with my life
Experiences:
I’ve been on a plane
I’ve been on a train
I’ve left the state/province
Someone close to me has died
I’ve taken a taxi
I’ve taken a city bus
I’ve taken a school bus
I’ve gone bungee jumping
I’ve made a speech
I’ve been in some sort of club
I’ve won an award
I’ve spent 24 hours on the computer straight
I’ve been in a physical fight
Music:
I listen to country
I listen to pop
I listen to techno
I listen to rock
I’m one of those people who play songs repeatedly until I hate it
I hate the radio
I download music
I buy CD’s
Television:
I spend at least six hours a day watching television
I watch soap operas daily
I’m in love with Days Of Our Lives
I’ve seen and like The OC
I’ve seen and like One Tree Hill
I’ve seen and like America’s Next Top Model
I’ve seen and like Popular
I’ve seen and like House
I’ve seen and like 24
I’ve seen and like CSI
I’ve seen and like Everwood
Family Life:
I get along with both of my parents
My biological parents are still together
I have at least one brother
I have at least one sister
I have at least one step brother/sister
I have at least one half brother/sister
I’ve been kicked out of the house
I’ve ran away from my home
I’ve sworn at my parents
I’ve made my parents cry
I’ve lied to my parents
I’ve lied to my parents about where I am
I’ve lied to my parents about what I’m doing
I’ve lied to my parents so I’d be allowed out
I’ve walked out when I’ve been grounded
Hair:
I’ve cut my hair in the past year
I’ve dyed my hair in the past year
I’ve been blonde
I’ve had black
I’ve been red
I’ve been light brown
I’ve been medium brown
I’ve been brown
I’ve had streaks
I’ve had purple/pink
I’ve been blue/green
I’ve gotten my hair thinned
I use conditioner
I’ve used silk therapy
I’ve used hot oil treatments
I’ve curled my hair
I’ve straightened my hair
I’ve braided my hair
I’ve had\want dreadlocks
School:
I’ve thrown something at a teacher
I’ve yelled at a teacher
I’ve been suspended
I’ve had an in-school suspension
I’ve been sent to the principal’s office
I’ve walked out of class
I’ve skipped an entire day of school
I’ve skipped a whole month of one certain class
I’ve failed a test
I’ve cheated on a test
I’ve helped someone else cheat on a test
I’ve failed Art
I’ve failed P.E
I’ve failed Math
I’ve failed Science
I’ve failed another class
A teacher has called my parents
I’ve been caught skipping
I’ve been on the honor roll
I’ve been on effort honor roll
